NY Police Warrant Arrest for Punxsutawney Phil and Old Man Winter

NY Police Warrant Arrest for Punxsutawney Phil and Old Man Winter

NY Police Warrant Arrest for Punxsutawney Phil and Old Man Winter

Upstate New York cops are so fed up with this never-ending winter that they’ve placed it “under arrest.” The Depew Police Dept. demanded Old Man Winter get lost or face jail time in a Facebook spoof. “Dear Winter, You are hereby placed under arrest. You have the right to remain silent and out of sight,” the department wrote with a wink. “Any further snow you produce will be held against you in a court of law.”

The cops also called for Old Man Winter to turn in groundhog Punxsutawney Phil for predicting six more weeks of winter. “You have the right to an attorney, but only if you turn in the groundhog that predicted six more weeks of winter. If you are willing to work with us, we are willing to look past your most recent transgressions over the course of this past week. The choice is yours,” the post says.

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